AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.
A king has to know these kinds of things.
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
doctor who genderbend fancast - made along with monarchofthedesert, psypurplellama, notareasonableman, notevenbovvered, youcancallmehermione, paintedbrains and all the other lovely folks from wholockians brasil~~
first doctor: dame maggie smith | second doctor: liza minelli | third doctor: meryl streep | fourth doctor: lisa edelstein | fifth doctor: carey mulligan | sixth doctor: meg ryan | seventh doctor: fiona shaw | eighth doctor: gillian anderson | ninth doctor: lucy liu | tenth doctor: tina fey | eleventh doctor: zooey deschanel | twelfth doctor: helen mirren
what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers
people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers
It’s not tainted meat!
It’s painted meat!
Available in six designer colors.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs
like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?
honestly companies/places that do that are scum