deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

(Source: ligghtwood, via arcticboonobos)

zyoteofalbion:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

A king has to know these kinds of things.

(Source: asgardian-poledance, via slytherliz)

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

(Source: spookyscarymagma, via thefuuuucomics)

tom-bakery:

doctor who genderbend fancast - made along with monarchofthedesert, psypurplellama, notareasonableman, notevenbovvered, youcancallmehermione, paintedbrains and all the other lovely folks from wholockians brasil~~

first doctor: dame maggie smith | second doctor: liza minelli | third doctor: meryl streep | fourth doctor: lisa edelstein | fifth doctor: carey mulligan | sixth doctor: meg ryan | seventh doctor: fiona shaw | eighth doctor: gillian anderson | ninth doctor: lucy liu | tenth doctor: tina fey | eleventh doctor: zooey deschanel | twelfth doctor: helen mirren

(via wilwheaton)

temporalmemory:

doctor who

dentist what

physician why

the trinity of confused medical professionals

(Source: officialrikafurude, via dorianspooky)

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

durbikins:

durbikins:

what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers

It’s not tainted meat!

It’s painted meat!

image

PRETTY PATTIES!

Available in six designer colors.

(Source: yebbi-gongju, via a-da-da-dam)

thescienceofjohnlock:

scriptscribbles:

Let us sing the songs of our people.

I love that fact that Sherlock has bumbumbum written over and over.

(via a-da-da-dam)

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Now You Know Chef Ramsay hired Horst.

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via yonceismyqueen)

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via mydraco)

nayx:

welltorn:

nayx:

i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does

This is my girlfriend

no im not

(via kawaiirubbish)

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

image

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

moynmoyn:

lilbijou:

can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs

like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?

 honestly companies/places that do that are scum

Seriously though…image

(via motherfxckingfox)