Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!
(Source: askboxmemes, via thefreshprinceofbelgravia)
Do you ever just stop and think “wow. Commissioner Gordon is Sirius Black. Allow me to let that sink in.”
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
ur wish has been granted
I’m going to use that as a reaction gif to everything from this moment forward
(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?
No?
Okay,
JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT
i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin
(via listenpoly)
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
it’s 2013 and there’s still no “make unrebloggable” option
Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and just vent my heart out, cry to you, yell to you, or just chat with you. We are all in need of somebody to talk to.
(Source: neverstopfightingthedemons, via thefreshprinceofbelgravia)
| Me: | Hello? |
|---|---|
| Telemarketer: | Hello, is your mother home? |
| Me: | I have no mother. |
| Her: | Well can I speak to your father? |
| Me: | Yeah, which one? |
| Her: | Which one is home? |
| Me: | Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. |
| Her: | Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? |
| Me: | No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. |
| Her: | So who's Antonio? |
| Me: | I just told you, Carlos's ex. |
| Her: | So Carlos was cheating? |
| Me: | Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. |
| Her: | So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? |
| Me: | No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. |
| Her: | So Mark wasn't cheating? |
| Me: | I never said that. |
| Her: | Yes, yes you did! |
| Me: | No I didn't. |
| Her: | Y-yes! You did! |
| Me: | Did what? |
| Her: | Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye. |
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
(via thedoctorismyhero)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via amiliajessicapond)
